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键盘侠|球迷被打服了詹姆斯叫爸爸!KD一被夹住&别人尿裤子拉肚子

发布时间: 2026-04-22 15:18

键盘侠|球迷被打服了詹姆斯叫爸爸!KD一被夹住&别人尿裤子拉肚子

[赛后帖]🏀湖人队3人20+再胜火箭队老詹28+8+7斯玛特25+7杜兰特9失误双方数据湖人队(2-0):詹姆斯28分8板7助,斯玛特25分2板7助5断,肯纳德23分6板2助3断,八村13分5板2助,艾顿6分5板1助,海斯6分4板1助2帽,范德比尔特5板1助,拉拉维亚2板火箭(0-2):杜兰特23分6板4助,申京20分11板5助4断2帽,史密斯18分6板1助,阿门16分5板9助,伊森10分8板1助,奥科吉7分2板,卡佩拉2板,泰特1板,霍勒迪1板,谢泼德3助。[–]MavericksVictorAkwao12516pointsanhouragoHowtobeatthe25/26Rockets:DoubleKD+WatcheveryotherRocketsplayerpiss&shitthemselveswhenevertheygettheball=WinBasketballGame独行侠球迷:如何在25/26赛季击败火箭:包夹杜兰特+看着其他火箭球员一拿到球就吓得尿裤子拉肚子=赢得篮球比赛[–]Mavericksfemboyfootsniffer_880pointsanhouragoTheRocketsoffenseisgenuinelyhilarious独行侠球迷:火箭队的进攻真的很有趣。[–][MIA]Brochacho27434pointsanhouragoIhaven'JamesPoseytwatchedalotofrocketsgames,buttonightitlookedlikethey'veneverplayedagametogetherbefore热火球迷:我没怎么看过火箭比赛,但是今晚看起来他们就像以前从未一起打球一样。[–]Mavericksfemboyfootsniffer_296pointsanhouragoIt'slookedbadallyear.Theyhavenopointguard,KDcan'tpassoutofadoubleteam,andallofhisteammatesarefrauds.Theplayoffsjustamplifiesalloftheseproblems.独行侠球迷:他们整年看上去都很糟糕。在面对包夹时,他们没有控球后卫,杜兰特也没能传球,而且他的队友都是水货。在面对包夹时,他们没有控球后卫,杜兰特无法传球,而且他的队友都是水货。季后赛只是把这些问题全部放大。[–]Lakersraymond_w1913points1houragoSeeingthedifferencebetwenledingettingdoubledanddoubledingeringeringgeringeringgeringdoubledinger.湖人队球迷:看着詹姆斯被夹和杜兰特被夹之间的差异,真是令人震惊。[–]boksinx291points1houragoLol,Lebronstillhastheplay-makingskillandcanbodyanyoneiftrapped.Meanwhile,MarcusSmartcanbullyKD’sslimframesingle-handedly.粉丝:哈哈,詹姆斯还是有组织能力的,而且在被夹的时候可以用身体强吃任何人。同时,斯玛特一个人也可以欺负杜兰特那瘦弱的身材。[–]LakersShimanu706pointsanhouragoFunyhowLebrongettingdoubledisnotsomethingtoworyabout,SometimesevengetsmeexcitedespeciallywithatRui3earlier湖人队球迷:有趣的是,詹姆斯被包夹完全不用担心,有时甚至会让我兴奋,尤其是早些时候,八村投入的那个三分。[–]Lakers3spoing404pointhoulagollistlasthanithaninthinthinthinthinthinta.Youjustpraythattheplayerwhorecievestheballoutofthedoublewillmissthewideopenshot.湖人队球迷:詹姆斯包夹是你对付他的最低策略。您只能祈祷那名在包夹中接球的球员能够在大空位投篮。[–]100%simon21051478pointsanhouragoBronyJamescontinuestohavea100%winratewhenheseesthefloorinaplayoffsetting.Dowhatyouwantwithatinformation球迷:布朗尼・在季后赛中,詹姆斯的胜率保持在100%。你们自己看着办吧[–]LakersDuskuser466pointsanhouragoUnlikemanystatspostedonthissub,there'snothingmisleadingaboutthisone.湖人队球迷:与这一部分发送的大量数据不同,这一数据完全没有误导性。[–]LakersGotTwisted1796points1houragoLeBronis32-0inplayoffserieswhenup2games湖人队球迷:当他们在季后赛系列赛中领先2场时,詹姆斯的战绩是32胜0负。[–]2012830points1houragoIcan,RocketsAvengHerotbelievethatthisRocketsteamisgoingtogiveLeBrononeofhisvintagemoments.Doingthisat41isnuts,butgoddamnwhatadisappointmenttheRocketsare.火箭队球迷:我简直不敢相信这支火箭会给詹姆斯一个属于他的复古时刻。41岁还能做到这一点真的很疯狂,但是该死的火箭太让人失望了。[–]RocketsxWaves_415pointsanhouragoBurnittotheground...gonnagetsweptby41yearoldLeBronandthospitalLakerspitakerspitallaker.Theguyslookliketheydon’tevenwanttobethere,haven'tseeaRocketsmileallseason.FireUdokahehasnoffensiveIQandthinksyellingisthesameasmotivation火箭球迷:全毁了...要被41岁的詹姆斯和受伤的湖人横扫。这几个人看上去甚至都不想上场,整个赛季都没有看到一个火箭球员微笑。解雇乌度卡吧,他没有进攻智商,还觉得大喊大叫等于激励球员。[–]Supersonicskoticgood337pointsanhouragoKDback,AR/Lukastillout,Kennardgettingmvpchants😂超级音速球迷:杜兰特复出,里夫斯/卢卡仍然缺席,获得MVP欢呼的肯纳德😂[–]CelticsIm__Ron__Burgundy1112pointsanhouragoIhatehowmuchIloveMarcusSmart.凯尔特人球迷:我讨厌我如此热爱马库斯。・斯玛特。[–]LakersClothesKind7499510pointsanhouragoAveryBradley,RondonowSmartyougotanymoreofthosesocalledwashedguards湖人球迷:艾弗里里・现在是斯马特的布拉德利,隆多,你们还有那些所谓的过气后卫吗?[–]DrGregoryCasa294pointsanhouragoI'makingarlycallaboutDerrickWhite球迷:我提前预测了德里克。・怀特也会来[–]AndreAyton'Lakersprettyboylee740pointsanhouragosboxscorestatsthisgameareunremarkablebutIjustwanttoacknowledgethathisdefensehasbeenhugeinnotallowingSenguntogetintorhythmthisseriessofar.湖人队球迷Alsohadafewtimelyrebounds:德安德烈・在这场比赛中,艾顿的基本数据并不显眼,但是我只是想承认他的防守效果很大,在目前的系列赛中没有让申京找到节奏。并且他还抢到了几个及时的篮板。[–]Thunderhomefree122647pointsanhourago*LeBronandSmarthaveacombinedageof73andwerethetoptworersofthegamewithacombined53points雷霆球迷:詹姆斯和斯马特加起来已经73岁了,在这场比赛中,他们是两名得分最高的球员,合砍53分。[–]XEliteEater500Xx503points1houragoImaginellingLakersfansthatheirplayoffsBig3wouldconsistofLeBron,MarcusSmartandLukaNard.球迷:想象一下告诉湖人球迷,他们的季后赛三巨头将由詹姆斯和马库斯组成。・斯马特和卢卡・纳德组成。[–]RaptorsZLouieZ797pointsanhouragoIloveyouLebron猛龙球迷:我爱你詹姆斯[–]HornetsContractXtension399pointsanhouragoFlairmakesnose黄蜂球迷:你的主队标签不合理[–]RaptorsZLouieZ1722points1houragoWhycan'tasonlovehisfather猛龙球迷:为什么儿子不能爱他的爸爸?[–]RaptorsMaNamWumbo318pointsanhouragoFeelingnostalgicfromthebeltweregettinohiorn猛龙球迷:怀念我们当年在俄亥俄州挨的皮带抽打,怀念我们[–]LakersMY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME429pointsanhouragoItismindblowinghowlostGetoffmydickersoniswhenhehastofaceadoubleteam湖人球迷:“不要蹭我迪克森”在面对包夹时有多失落,真是令人震惊[–]Lakersrangerbiscuit_08629pointsanhouragoAsaLakersfan,thewayIfeelfacingtheRocketsintheclutchistheexactoppositeofwhatIfeelagainsttheNuggets.作为一个湖人球迷,Justneverfeltworriedtheselastwogames湖人球迷:面对火箭时,在关键时刻的感觉与面对掘金时的感觉完全相反。我从来没有担心过这两场比赛。[–]WestAvailable_Story6774295points1houragoThefacthattheKnicks,Nuggets,Spurs,andCelticsarealltiedat1-1rnintheirrespectiveseriesandhaveallosthomecourtadvantage,whiletheLakersareup2-0rnintheirseries,despitenothavingLukaorReaves,showshowinsaneBronis,evenat41yearsoldmanm.球迷:目前尼克斯、掘金、马刺、凯尔特人在各自的系列赛中都打了1-1平,都失去了主场优势。湖人目前在系列赛中2-0领先,没有卢卡和里夫斯,这说明詹姆斯有多疯狂,即使他已经41岁了。[–]MavericksDesertedProject[S]独行侠球迷322points1houragoLUKAKENNARD:卢卡・肯纳德[–]76ersDelicious-Physics218328pointsanhouragoKDgotanotherchancetodrivehisownbusandrovethatshitrightoffaclifflolThisrocketsteamspentallthistimerebuildingalreadyneedstoblowitupagain76人球迷:杜兰特又一次自己开了一个大会,因此,他直接把车开到了悬崖上,哈哈这支火箭花了那么多时间重建,如今又要推倒重来了[–]Lakerspalifaith353pointhonthonthouragothinthingthethe2006cavswithebrandanthonthonthontholinthonthinthathinthinthinthethepinthepinthethethenthenthenthenthenthenthinthinthinthenthinthinthinthenthenthenthenthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthethinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinthinththinthththethinthinthinthinthinthethethththinththinthinthinthinthinthinthethetheththinthethethetheth.湖人队球迷:这种感觉就像是在看2006年的骑士,在东部决赛的加时赛中,詹姆斯带着一群角色球员击败了活塞。来源:Reddit编译:Aarona.topic-link{margin:十pxauto;display:block;width:600px;}.topic-box{width:600px;height:75px;background:url('//tu.duoduocdn.com/uploads/day_160627/201606271101388748.png')repeat-x;margin:0auto;position:relative;}.topic-thumb{position:absolute;left:5px;top:3px;height:69px;width:92px;background:url('http://tu.qiumibao.com/uploads/day_170919/zt_3111505780239.jpg')no-repeat;background-size:100%100%;}.topic-angular{position:absolute;right:0;top:0;width:46px;height:42px;background:url('//tu.duoduocdn.com/uploads/day_160627/201606271101463680.png')no-repeat;}.topic-boxb{position:absolute;left:105px;right:15px;color:white;line-height:75px;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;white-space:nowrap;}美帝键盘侠

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